It's still not April first for a while, now, so I can post this without having it mistaken for a prank:
At Norwescon, on Saturday, April 7, from 3 until 6 in the afternoon, you are invited to a Goth House tea party.
There will be tea, little cucumber sandwiches, crumpets and other tea-ish things. There will be Goth House books and merchandise at extra-special party-only discounts. And with any luck, there will be a proof copy of the exciting new 144-page perfect-bound collection, Yellow is the Color of Poison.
Please join us. It will be ever so.