The pictures on these pages are taken from my high school yearbook -- one of those idiotic-looking kids is even me, in my senior picture. And we did look idiotic. That's one thing you can count on, probably until we stop having high schools with yearbooks, is that everybody looks idiotic in them twenty years later. And popular kids look just as idiotic as the unpopular kids. In fact, sometimes the nerds and misfits look less idiotic -- because they were out of step with popular fashion of the time. In my yearbook it's 1983-84, and the popular kids had mullets, giant curly hair, "feathered" hair helmets, Dynasty hair, and other bizarre hair choices. In fact, when it comes to hair, the 1980s was one of the most ridiculous decades in all of human history.