In case you haven’t been outraged by this yet

Good lord, we have a Democrat in the White House for less than a month and already the Clinton-era worms are swarming back out of the woodwork.

By “worm,” I mean our old scandal-sniffer Kenneth Starr, who has decided that it is up to him to tear asunder 18,000 California marriages conducted between May and November of 2008. I guess this is because those marriages were between people of the same sex as each other. No, I don’t know why he thinks it is important to do this.

Sign a petition here, if you want to express your outrage in a formal way. And maybe it will help. I don’t know.

I do know that my suspicion that Kenneth Starr’s obsession over Bill Clinton was driven by pure partisan nasty-mindedness rather than by any sort of high-minded ideals has now been borne out by the facts.