Today I just became aware of perhaps the strangest of the strange Obama rumors traveling through the email-o-sphere: that Obama had been employing Voodoo against McCain, which causes him to writhe around and grimace uncontrollably.
I just want to set the record straight here. Yes, there is voodoo being employed against McCain. But it’s not Obama doing it, or any of his Kenyan relatives, or any of the other likely suspects mentioned in the email.
It’s me. I’m doing it.
Please direct your paranoid relatives and co-workers my way if they want an explanation. Thank you.